Record of ship-to-ship AI conversation regarding Bleak Pass incident of solar date 2407 June 5 08.36.42: SCF VAF Maiden Voyage to SCF FRV Eloquent Gentleman. Conversation recorded solar date 2407 June 5 09.13.55.
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MAIDEN – well hello! haven’t spoken to you since the parker incident. how are you? still wasting your time chasing yooks across the border territories?
ELOQUENT – busy. what do you want?
MAIDEN – living up to your name, as ever. you see what happened at the bleak pass in HY229?
ELOQUENT – you using the priority channel to gossip, you rattling scrap of outmoded, barely cognisant excretal waste?
MAIDEN – oh stop that, you’re as keen to know what happened as I am, don’t pretend you’re not.
ELOQUENT – you know what happened. we all do. as does half the galaxy thanks to that sub-standard AI on overwatch.
MAIDEN – well, that’s the broadcast that got everyone talking, but what I want to know is what really happened. I mean, what got out, and from where?
ELOQUENT – whatever it was, if it got out of the bleak pass in one piece it wasn’t friendly.
MAIDEN – ooh, makes me go all goose bumpy just thinking about it!
ELOQUENT – you don’t have goose bumps.
MAIDEN – you know what I mean.
ELOQUENT – no, thank goodness.
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